Wife and Husband What they Eat?

Husband : aj kia pakaya jay
Wief    : jo app kahein

Husband : dal chawal bana lo
Wief       : abhi kal too pakay they

Husband : acha vegitable bana loo
Wief       : ofho bachay nahi khatey

Husband : acha kema bana loo
Wief       : mujay alargi hai

Husband : too prathy bana loo
Wief       : rat ko prathy koon kahta ha

Husband : too phir kya pakaya jaye
Wief       : jo app kahein

Delivered the smile to the poor's 

Joke of the Day!

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita,,
Wah Wah
Koi Darwaza Rang Kita,,
Ik Dukh Sajna Da
Duja Macharn Ne Tang Kita.

hAPpY MaChEr SeASoN.

Funny Airplane Announcements

Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web:

1. Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

2. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines."

3. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!"

4. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

5. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."