Wife and Husband What they Eat?

Husband : aj kia pakaya jay
Wief    : jo app kahein

Husband : dal chawal bana lo
Wief       : abhi kal too pakay they

Husband : acha vegitable bana loo
Wief       : ofho bachay nahi khatey

Husband : acha kema bana loo
Wief       : mujay alargi hai

Husband : too prathy bana loo
Wief       : rat ko prathy koon kahta ha

Husband : too phir kya pakaya jaye
Wief       : jo app kahein

Delivered the smile to the poor's 

Joke of the Day!

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita,,
Wah Wah
Koi Darwaza Rang Kita,,
Ik Dukh Sajna Da
Duja Macharn Ne Tang Kita.

hAPpY MaChEr SeASoN.